Benjamin Lazarus
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Mansfield |
| Club | Merton/Mansfield |
| Teams | Merton/Mansfield 1st, Merton/Mansfield 2nd |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 7 (2) | 665 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| This season | 3 (2) | 210 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 10 (4) | 875 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
A cross between Elano, Richard Dunne and Basil Brush, Laz is rarely seen at training due to the collossal workload of a rigorous Geography course. However, when he does turn up, he wows teammates and opposition alike with the exact same step over trick time and time again.
Lazarus is less than half the player than ex-M+Ms hero Matthew "I'm not really a 90-minutes man" Morris, collapsing as he does after about 20. This season has seen Laz thus remake himself as the "new Makalele", an apt description given both Laz's physical characteristics and his penchant for taking more touches with his first drag back than Claude took in his entire first season for Chelsea.
On the plus side, his legendary ball skills have led to Laz being dubbed Moses for his ability to part an entire midfield with just one look and a casual reach towards his staff.
