Ian Montagu
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Mansfield |
| Club | Merton/Mansfield |
| Teams | Merton/Mansfield 1st, Merton/Mansfield 2nd |
| Course | Law |
| School | King David High School |
| Matriculation year | 2007 |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 7 (1) | 660 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| This season | 4 (0) | 285 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 11 (1) | 945 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
Ian is an artist in the tackle, but a butcher with the ball. (Wood, 2008)
Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator.
Ian throws the ball further than he kicks it, and threw up within 8 minutes of the start of preseason training.
It seems odd that Montagu is blessed with the touch of a blind rapist, considering he is to be found most nights practising touching his own balls with one hand whilst clutching his reader in lesbian and gay studies with the other.
