Lawrence Simpson
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Merton |
| Club | Merton/Mansfield |
| Teams | Merton/Mansfield 1st, Merton/Mansfield 2nd |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 13 (0) | 925 | 00 | 5 (2) | |
| This season | 7 (1) | 660 | 00 | 2 (1) | |
| Career | 20 (1) | 1585 | 00 | 7 (3) |
Biography
Lawrence Simpson is notoriously bad at drinking, famously vomiting in a drain after a forfeit playing Ring of Fire.
Notorious for starting fights in Cowley taverns Lawrence in many ways needs to cool down off the pitch. A local man assisted Lawrence to this end last year by emptying his pint over the fuming lad.
Thankfully he can discharge his duty as a left back with a consummate professionalism.
