Evolution of biography: Ian Montagu
| Date and time | Biography |
|---|---|
| 09/11/08 14:31 | Ian is an artist in the tackle, but a butcher with the ball. (Wood, 2008) Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian throws the ball further than he kicks it, and threw up within 8 minutes of the start of preseason training. It seems odd that Montagu is blessed with the touch of a blind rapist, considering he is to be found most nights practising touching his own balls with one hand whilst clutching his reader in lesbian and gay studies with the other. |
| 01/10/08 19:44 | Ian is an artist in the tackle, but a butcher with the ball. (Wood, 2008) Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian throws the ball further than he kicks it, and threw up within 8 minutes of the start of preseason training. |
| 26/09/08 21:48 | Ian is an artist in the tackle, but a butcher with the ball. (Wood, 2008) Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian can throw the ball further than he can kick it. |
| 26/09/08 21:39 | Ian is an artist in the tackle, but a butcher with the ball. Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian can throw the ball further than he can kick it. |
| 22/09/08 15:43 | Ian is an artist in the tackle, but a butcher with the ball. Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian can throw the ball further than he can kick it. Leah wants him |
| 20/01/08 11:18 | Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian can throw the ball further than he can kick it. Leah wants him |
| 29/11/07 11:33 | Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. Ian can throw the ball further than he can kick it. |
| 03/11/07 11:01 | Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. Long descendent of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Ian has blue blood. He makes a living outside of term time as a Danger Mouse impersonator. |
| 02/11/07 10:53 | Placed beside Monty, a rock looks shakey. |
