Oxford University Association Football Club

Mr. Carpenter took his time coming to College football - perhaps spending his first year cycling around Oxford on his penny farthing or helping old ladies cross the street - but fans and teammates are in no doubt: it was well worth the wait.

Tom's Top Five Shouts:
1. [On an opposition striker's dive] Referee! Where's the Russian Sniper? I can't see him?
2. [When Dan Camp went to get the ball from the bushes.] I told you to go before the game.
3. Try 20!
4. [When refereeing a 2nds match, with two minutes to go] Come on keeper, go up for the corner, I dare you! OK I'll do you a deal. If the ball breaks, I'll call full time before they can score.
5. [After receiving dissent] Yes, well we could stand here all day chatting about my decision, or we could just grow up and play on. Which do you fancy?

Tom claims to enjoy his football, but supports Grimsby. You decide.

Mr. Carpenter took his time coming to College football - perhaps spending his first year cycling around Oxford on his penny farthing or helping old ladies cross the street - but fans and teammates are in no doubt: it was well worth the wait.

Tom's Top Three Shouts:
1. [On an opposition striker's dive] Referee! Where's the Russian Sniper? I can't see him?
2. [When Dan Camp went to get the ball from the bushes.] I told you to go before the game.
3. Try 20!

Tom claims to enjoy his football, but supports Grimsby. You decide.

Often mistaken for Boris Johnson. He likes quiet in the library.
Tom claims to enjoy his football, but supports Grimsby. You decide.

Often mistaken for Boris Johnson. He likes quiet in the library.