Oxford University Association Football Club

Mercurial Laurence McGivern is the former skipper of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

He wears sun glasses at training, which make him look reeeeeeaallly cool.

Lately Bono has been playing as a ringer under Laurence's name.

It is rumoured that Laurence's favourite band (after U2 of course) are The Who, due to their number one smash hit "Substitute".

In an emotionally turbulent start to the new season, Laurence has found solace in the music of the Beatles. In an exchange that could be described as imaginary, Laurence confronted new captain Robbie, demanding he 'Tell Me Why' he failed to make the first squad. Upon hearing Robbie's explanations, Laurence is rumoured to have claimed 'I'll Cry Instead'. After a failed attempt to sugar up skipper ('I Want To Hold Your Hand' were the alleged words), L-Dog is rumoured to have beome aggravated, angrily proclaiming 'I Am The Walrus'. It can only be assumed that this was a consequence of Laurence's ignorance of ghetto parlance, yet awareness of its confrontational potential. Robbie would do well to remember that Laurence can do a job 'Any Time At All'. 'Hello Goodbye'? 'I'll Be Back'.

Mercurial Laurence McGivern is the former skipper of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

He wears sun glasses at training, which make him look reeeeeeaallly cool.

Lately Bono has been playing as a ringer under Laurence's name.

It is rumoured that Laurence's favourite band (after U2 of course) are The Who, due to their number one smash hit "Substitute".

Mercurial Laurence McGivern is the former skipper of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

He wears sun glasses at training, which make him look reeeeeeaallly cool.

Lately Bono has been playing as a ringer under Laurence's name.

It is rumoured that Laurence's favourite band (after U2 of course) are "The Who", due to their number one smash hit "Substitute".

Mercurial Laurence McGivern is the former skipper of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

He wears sun glasses at training, which make him look reeeeeeaallly cool.

Lately Bono has been playing as a ringer under Laurence's name.

Laurence "Lala" McGivern is the mercurial skipper/gaffer of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

He wears sun glasses at training, which make him look reeeeeeaallly cool.

Lately Bono has been playing as a ringer under Laurence's name.

Laurence "Lala" McGivern is the mercurial skipper/gaffer of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

He wears sun glasses at training, which make him look reeeeeeaallly cool.

Laurence "Lala" McGivern is the mercurial skipper/gaffer of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing. His Italian lycra further illustrates this denial.

Laurence "Lala" McGivern is the mercurial skipper/gaffer of M&Ms second team. Laurence is best know for Jinky Johnstonesqe runs down the left of the pitch (or the left off the pitch if he is linesman). Like all wingers, Laurence would prefer that football was a non-contact sport.

Laurence is about as Irish as fish and chips, the Tower of London and Morris dancing.

Laurence "Lala" McGivern shows commitment. As the Second team Captain he offers much.

Lawrence "Lala" McGivern shows commitment. As the Second team Captain he offers much.